The Giant Penises Of Columbus
The sausage. The tube snake. The chub. It's difficult to talk about charcuterie without also talking about giang schlongs.I am a serious amateur when ti comes to artisanal cured meats, but I've been...
View ArticlePizza Supreme Doritos
The things I do for you people.I first spotted Pizza Supreme Doritos on the shelves at Byerly's on Saturday. Now, we are in a deep, deep lull when it comes to new snack dustings, so I was mildly...
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Arby's Frozen Curly Fries
If I were in charge of Arby's, and someone brought me a test batch of frozen Arby's curly fries you can make in your oven at home, and I tried them, I would slap the plate of fries out of their hands,...
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More Things You Shouldn't Eat
I saw these at Bed, Bath, and Beyond the last time I was in there and was so utterly horrified that I knew I had to share it with all of you. How these things don't have Guy Fieri's face plastered on...
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